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Think of the Children player count chart
Think of the Children has very few players on Steam right now (0). Its all-time peak was 1.
History from Oct 10, 2026
Think of the Children monthly player count
| Month | Avg. players | % Gain | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| November 2026 | not enough data | n/a | 1 |
| October 2026 | not enough data | n/a | 0 |
How many people are playing Think of the Children?
Right now, 0 players are in Think of the Children on Steam.
Think of the Children player count trend
Today's player count is 0% of its all-time peak of 1, set on Nov 1, 2026.
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About Think of the Children
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
- Developer
- Jammed Up Studios
- Publisher
- Surprise Attack
- Released
- Oct 19, 2017
- Genre
- Action
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Languages
- 1 language, 1 with full audio
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Think of the Children price history
Good time to buy? No sale seen yet. Think of the Children costs $9.99 and we have not recorded a discount for it so far.Next Steam sale: Steam Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4. See the countdown
US price on Steam. Checked daily.
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Think of the Children reviews over time
Positive and negative Steam user reviews per month, from Steam's review history.
Think of the Children achievements
Think of the Children has 27 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 4.2% of them; the rarest, Super Parent, is held by 0.9% of players.
Fashion SoulsCreate a custom character24.4%- I'm not touching that.Hidden achievement11.7%
- Thrill SeekerGet an A+ on the Skydiving Level9.3%
- SocialiteGet an A+ on the Party Level8.3%
- Lovely day at the parkGet an A+ on the Park Level7.4%
- GlampingGet an A+ on the Camp Safety Level7.4%
- Between the yellow flagsGet an A+ on the Beach Level5.6%
- Ghost StoriesGet an A+ on the Bonfire Level4.3%
- ArtistHidden achievement3.9%
- Express laneGet an A+ on the Store Level3.8%
- Monkey BusinessGet an A+ on the Zoo Level2.9%
- Are we there yet?Hidden achievement2.7%
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane?Hidden achievement2.6%
- First ClassGet an A+ on the Airport Level2.5%
- Family TimeFinish the story with two or more players1.9%
- UNDER THE SEA!Get an A+ on the Ocean Level1.9%
- Credit where credit's dueHidden achievement1.8%
- WITNESS MEGet an A+ on the Outback Level1.7%
- It wasn't a lie!Hidden achievement1.4%
- ChatterboxHidden achievement1.2%
- A wholesome parenting simulatorHidden achievement1.1%
- Please, don't have kids!Lose the game in less then 20 seconds1.1%
- Ooh, you're dirtyHidden achievement1.1%
- Alone TimeFinish the story solo1.0%
- Super ParentsTop Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.1.0%
- UnalignedHidden achievement1.0%
- Super ParentTop Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.0.9%
Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.
Latest Think of the Children news and patch notes
- Jan 16, 2020 Humble’s Australian Bushfire Relief Bundle
- Jul 26, 2018 Surprise Attack Games is now Fellow Traveller
- Oct 17, 2017 THINK OF THE CHILDREN ARRIVES ON OCTOBER 19
- Oct 17, 2017 THINK OF THE CHILDREN ARRIVES ON OCTOBER 19
- Sep 13, 2017 ANNOUNCING THINK OF THE CHILDREN'S OPEN BETA!
- Sep 13, 2017 ANNOUNCING THINK OF THE CHILDREN'S OPEN BETA!
Official announcements from the developer on Steam.
Think of the Children FAQ
Is Think of the Children dead?
Think of the Children has very few players on Steam right now (0). Its all-time peak was 1.
How many people play Think of the Children?
0 people are playing Think of the Children on Steam right now. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 0 concurrent players.
What is the all-time peak player count for Think of the Children?
Think of the Children reached its all-time Steam peak of 1 concurrent players on Nov 1, 2026.
How much does Think of the Children cost?
Think of the Children costs $9.99 on Steam in the US. Prices are checked daily and can differ by region.
What is the lowest price Think of the Children has been on Steam?
We have not seen Think of the Children discounted on Steam since November 2026, so the lowest US price we have recorded is its regular $9.99.
Is Think of the Children on sale right now?
No, Think of the Children is at its full price of $9.99 on Steam right now.
Is Think of the Children good?
Steam players rate Think of the Children Mixed: 57% of 233 reviews are positive.
When did Think of the Children come out?
Think of the Children was released on Steam on Oct 19, 2017.
Who made Think of the Children?
Think of the Children was developed by Jammed Up Studios and published by Surprise Attack.
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