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The Procession to Calvary
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The Procession to Calvary player count chart
The Procession to Calvary has very few players on Steam right now (3). Its all-time peak was 11.
History from Oct 11, 2026
The Procession to Calvary monthly player count
| Month | Avg. players | % Gain | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| November 2026 | n/a | -45.45% | 6 |
| October 2026 | n/a | n/a | 11 |
How many people are playing The Procession to Calvary?
Right now, 3 players are in The Procession to Calvary on Steam. That makes it the #12,322 most played game on Steam at the moment. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 4 players. Today's peak is 20% below its 30-day average daily peak of 5.
The Procession to Calvary player count trend
Today's player count is 27% of its all-time peak of 11, set on Oct 24, 2026.
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About The Procession to Calvary
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
- Developer
- Joe Richardson
- Publisher
- Akupara Games
- Released
- Apr 9, 2020
- Genre
- Adventure, Indie
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Languages
- 7 languages
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The Procession to Calvary price history
Good time to buy? Yes, good time to buy. The Procession to Calvary is 60% off at $3.99, the lowest price we have recorded.Next Steam sale: Steam Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4. See the countdown
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The Procession to Calvary reviews over time
Positive and negative Steam user reviews per month, from Steam's review history.
The Procession to Calvary achievements
The Procession to Calvary has 21 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 38.9% of them; the rarest, Serial Killer, is held by 14.2% of players.
Spank the BishopBut I, I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:3958.9%
First BloodWhoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:658.0%
Abuse DemocracyI appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no...56.9%
Duped!My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:550.0%
Who's a good boy!?The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:249.0%
Magician's Assistant #1Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:2146.6%
Whoopsie!The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:1842.8%
Magician's Assistant #2The light of a lamp will never shine in you again...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:2339.9%
Magician's Assistant #3Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause...39.1%
King for a DayAnd I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:637.9%
Make a FriendThe righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray. -Proverbs 12:2637.5%
Appease the DevilYou are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:4437.1%
SwapsiesEvery woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:2236.9%
Treasure HunterThe Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:1236.5%
Win the Talent ShowThanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:5736.2%
The End #3And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the...35.6%
BrawlerThen I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins. -Leviticus 26:2432.6%
The End #1When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:3030.0%
The End #2You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:1724.7%
Holy BookBlessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it. -Revelations 1:316.0%
Serial KillerAnd for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:514.2%
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Latest The Procession to Calvary news and patch notes
- Sep 11, 2026 Immortal John Triptych Physical
- Sep 3, 2026 Akupara Games 10 Year Anniversary Schedule
- Aug 27, 2026 Immortal John Triptych is Out Now!
- Aug 26, 2026 Rerecording 16th Century Music for a 21st Century Comedy Game
- Aug 20, 2026 Celebrating 10 Years of Akupara Games
- Jul 28, 2026 The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th!
- Apr 30, 2026 Immortal John Triptych Reveal
- Sep 9, 2025 Akupara Games Publishing The Procession to Calvary
Official announcements from the developer on Steam.
The Procession to Calvary FAQ
Is The Procession to Calvary dead?
The Procession to Calvary has very few players on Steam right now (3). Its all-time peak was 11.
How many people play The Procession to Calvary?
3 people are playing The Procession to Calvary on Steam right now. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 4 concurrent players.
What is the all-time peak player count for The Procession to Calvary?
The Procession to Calvary reached its all-time Steam peak of 11 concurrent players on Oct 24, 2026.
How much does The Procession to Calvary cost?
The Procession to Calvary is on sale on Steam right now: $3.99, 60% off its usual $9.99. Prices are checked daily and can differ by region.
What is the lowest price The Procession to Calvary has been on Steam?
The lowest US price we have recorded for The Procession to Calvary on Steam is $3.99 (60% off), on Oct 26, 2026. It costs $3.99 right now.
Is The Procession to Calvary on sale right now?
Yes. The Procession to Calvary is 60% off on Steam right now, $3.99 instead of $9.99. That matches the lowest price we have recorded.
Is The Procession to Calvary good?
Steam players rate The Procession to Calvary Overwhelmingly Positive: 97% of 1,106 reviews are positive.
When did The Procession to Calvary come out?
The Procession to Calvary was released on Steam on Apr 9, 2020.
Who made The Procession to Calvary?
The Procession to Calvary was developed by Joe Richardson and published by Akupara Games .
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