POSTAL 2 Price History and Player Count

POSTAL 2 achievements

POSTAL 2 has 89 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 15.8% of them; the rarest, Harder than r/gonewild, is held by 3.0% of players.

• R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it.67.6%
• Friend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level.62.0%
• Well, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door.56.5%
• Someone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday.53.1%
• Duck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.48.8%
• Taxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun.48.7%
• Officer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition.46.3%
• Here, WilfredGained your first dog helper.46.2%
• It's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss.37.2%
• I don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire.36.3%
• C U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday.34.3%
• It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.33.7%
• Finkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head.32.1%
• Lieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.32.0%
• Fur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.31.5%
• It's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition.31.5%
• OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday.28.1%
• Do you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.28.1%
• Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.25.2%
• And THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library.22.0%
• It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday.21.8%
• OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire.20.1%
• Where's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch.20.0%
• I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.19.8%
• GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.19.1%
• Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday.18.7%
• Gotta pay the Troll TollHidden achievement17.6%
• Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people.17.5%
• Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.16.5%
• FAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits.14.9%
• Darth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.14.4%
• Door MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.14.4%
• Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday.13.9%
• You are not aloneHidden achievement13.7%
• I'm not even supposed to be here today!Hidden achievement13.1%
• A-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.13.0%
• Paid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.12.6%
• Chuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick.11.4%
• I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.10.5%
• There's always money in the banana standHidden achievement10.4%
• I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb.10.2%
• Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.10.1%
• RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls.10.0%
• Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars.9.8%
• Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.9.8%
• Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.9.0%
• Thanks for the money!Finished all seven days.9.0%
• Rick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads.8.9%
• I should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day.8.9%
• Chapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.8.7%
• Running With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.8.4%
• Found 'em faster than GWBHidden achievement8.4%
• John Rambo'd!Hidden achievement8.4%
• Señor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.8.2%
• GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend.8.1%
• One time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death.7.0%
• Holocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy.6.7%
• I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member.6.4%
• Cesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog.6.3%
• Rain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame.6.0%

Showing the 60 most unlocked of 89 achievements.

Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.