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Calm Down, Stalin player count chart
Calm Down, Stalin has very few players on Steam right now (0). Its all-time peak was 1.
History from Oct 11, 2026
Calm Down, Stalin monthly player count
| Month | Avg. players | % Gain | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| November 2026 | not enough data | -100% | 0 |
| October 2026 | not enough data | n/a | 1 |
How many people play Calm Down, Stalin right now?
Right now, 0 players are in Calm Down, Stalin on Steam.
Calm Down, Stalin player count trend
Today's player count is 0% of its all-time peak of 1, set on Oct 11, 2026.
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About Calm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
- Developer
- Cartboard Games
- Released
- Sep 8, 2016
- Genre
- Casual, Indie
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Languages
- 2 languages
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Calm Down, Stalin price history
Good time to buy? No sale seen yet. Calm Down, Stalin costs $3.99 and we have not recorded a discount for it so far.Next Steam sale: Steam Winter Sale, Dec 17 to Jan 4. See the countdown
US price on Steam. Checked daily.
How many copies has Calm Down, Stalin sold?
We estimate Calm Down, Stalin has sold 22K to 56K copies on Steam, based on how many Steam reviews it has. At the prices it has actually sold for, that is roughly $74K to $190K in gross revenue.
These are estimates, not official sales figures. How we estimate sales.
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Calm Down, Stalin reviews over time
Positive and negative Steam user reviews per month, from Steam's review history.
Calm Down, Stalin achievements
Calm Down, Stalin has 16 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 31.0% of them; the rarest, Tireless, is held by 3.4% of players.
The Ringin'Unlock the Phone91.0%- The Glowin'Unlock the Lamp77.7%
- Just a decoration...Unlock the painting66.7%
- The Drinkin'Unlock the Vodka58.5%
- ...or a necessity?Unlock the flagposts54.6%
- The Bangin'Unlock the Gun43.0%
- The Punchin'Unlock the Punching Bag29.9%
- The Buzzin'Unlock the Fly20.8%
- The Lenin'Unlock the Lenin Bust15.4%
- The Stampin'Unlock the Stamps11.7%
- Socialism in One CountryComplete the last level7.6%
- StatemanImprove the State Integrity by 45% on one level4.8%
- The Endless MasteredSurvive the Endless mode for 4 minutes.4.6%
- The Endless PoliticianEarn 10,000 score in the Endless mode.3.5%
- Just in timeComplete the game with no more than 2 optional levels3.4%
- TirelessImprove the Tiredness by 50% on one level3.4%
Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.
Latest Calm Down, Stalin news and patch notes
- Oct 7, 2021 Check out our latest game, Zen World!
- Aug 8, 2019 Calm Down, Stalin, VR
- May 5, 2017 Victory Day! (update and discount)
- May 5, 2017 Victory Day! (update and discount) Patch notes
- Dec 22, 2016 Christmas and New Year update
- Dec 22, 2016 Christmas and New Year update
- Nov 23, 2016 Thanksgiving update!
- Nov 23, 2016 Thanksgiving update!
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Calm Down, Stalin FAQ
Is Calm Down, Stalin dead?
Calm Down, Stalin has very few players on Steam right now (0). Its all-time peak was 1.
How many people play Calm Down, Stalin?
0 people are playing Calm Down, Stalin on Steam right now. In the last 24 hours it peaked at 0 concurrent players.
What is the all-time peak player count for Calm Down, Stalin?
Calm Down, Stalin reached its all-time Steam peak of 1 concurrent players on Oct 11, 2026.
How much does Calm Down, Stalin cost?
Calm Down, Stalin costs $3.99 on Steam in the US. Prices are checked daily and can differ by region.
What is the lowest price Calm Down, Stalin has been on Steam?
We have not seen Calm Down, Stalin discounted on Steam since October 2026, so the lowest US price we have recorded is its regular $3.99.
Is Calm Down, Stalin on sale right now?
No, Calm Down, Stalin is at its full price of $3.99 on Steam right now.
Is Calm Down, Stalin good?
Steam players rate Calm Down, Stalin Very Positive: 90% of 1,099 reviews are positive.
When did Calm Down, Stalin come out?
Calm Down, Stalin was released on Steam on Sep 8, 2016.
Who made Calm Down, Stalin?
Calm Down, Stalin was developed by Cartboard Games.
How many copies has Calm Down, Stalin sold?
We estimate Calm Down, Stalin has sold 22K to 56K copies on Steam, based on how many Steam reviews it has. This is an estimate, not an official figure, because Steam does not publish sales.
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