SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams Player Count

SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams achievements

SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams has 29 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 20.2% of them; the rarest, Voyeur, is held by 3.6% of players.

• Best. Game. Ever.Downloaded the hottest game in town82.5%
• Number oneBeat Teddy in FlapeeBird69.1%
• ObsessedWatched all of the IRIS ADs61.5%
• Number one, againBeat Teddy in Flapeebird, again54.4%
• You're better than himYou are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird44.5%
• Viral Video GameShared FlapeeBird with all your friends31.7%
• NonexistenceBetter me than you25.6%
• Get that checkedYour health survey came back.. it's not good24.8%
• In This TogetherBest friends no more19.5%
• Suck at thisDie 50 times in FlapeeBird17.7%
• No cheating!You cheated... shame on you13.5%
• Bye Teddy...Let him go. Let him go13.0%
• Buck buck buckYou gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk12.5%
• Good at thisScore 300 points in FlapeeBird11.8%
• Out Of This TogetherBest friends forever10.9%
• Passive PlayerAllowed the game to play itself.. for the most part10.2%
• TeddyceptionYou share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence?8.8%
• Potty nameWho gave you that name? Your parents?8.1%
• SlyflyIf you Jab hard enough you might find it7.7%
• One more game...Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird7.4%
• My name is TeddyFound all of Teddy's recordings7.1%
• Cold CasesUncovered recordings of the mysterious cases7.1%
• MidsummerGone too deep7.0%
• GamemakerMeet the maker6.6%
• InfluencerI will smash that subscribe button on your channel5.9%
• The Gulf WarOperation Desert Shield4.8%
• Subscription ExpiredI have no life4.3%
• Gushing throughJetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird3.9%
• VoyeurWatched all of Teddy's ADs3.6%

Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.