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Goat Simulator achievements

Goat Simulator has 127 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 9.0% of them; the rarest, NERD!, is held by 1.4% of players.

• FINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower.54.4%
• Angel GoatDo no evil.52.2%
• Stand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest50.5%
• Goat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville49.6%
• DemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time48.5%
• Alexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout!47.7%
• What is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge46.6%
• LOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue40.3%
• Goats 'n' StuffHold your own concert36.2%
• Maximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person35.2%
• Devil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.33.6%
• Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death.31.3%
• PedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue29.1%
• A story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat28.4%
• DisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck26.4%
• Ling Ling into battle goFight the turtles25.0%
• Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed.22.2%
• ButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.19.7%
• Steve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples18.3%
• Rymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space!17.5%
• Here's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue16.4%
• Cardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.16.2%
• A Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator15.9%
• Jousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator15.8%
• I can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick.13.0%
• Goat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom.11.6%
• Malleus MaleficarumBurn them!11.3%
• Dodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.10.8%
• Boat rideEnjoy your trip10.0%
• Mile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider.8.8%
• The mage's favouriteBurn people from afar8.4%
• Old GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?7.9%
• One man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee7.9%
• Vegas, baby!Hit The jackpot.7.6%
• JörgenJörgen.7.1%
• GoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course7.0%
• The SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind6.9%
• The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game5.7%
• Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.5.5%
• Not again...Get deviously trapped again5.5%
• Don't Panicsrsly5.4%
• SällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level5.1%
• Mermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator5.1%
• Mattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.4.9%
• Powerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car4.8%
• Wheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator4.8%
• Try HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!4.7%
• Gravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator4.7%
• Tony GoatFinish all manual quests4.5%
• Around the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.4.4%
• I am BreadAre you bread?4.4%
• ValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back4.3%
• Voluntary QATrash the server room4.3%
• Builder GoatFind all the blocks4.1%
• ExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator4.1%
• One BallRide a bike for 60 sec4.0%
• Flip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip3.9%
• The Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to.3.9%
• Elfstreet BoysBaa with the choir3.8%
• Columbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush3.5%

Showing the 60 most unlocked of 127 achievements.

Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.