JOHN GLEEP Player Count

JOHN GLEEP achievements

JOHN GLEEP has 80 Steam achievements. On average a player has unlocked 19.1% of them; the rarest, John Gleep Forever, is held by 4.4% of players.

• The odds stacked against youStart a new game53.3%
• What's good?Call someone over Comms46.6%
• Fly again, why don't youEngage the hyperdrive42.2%
• Leave everything unsaidHail an NPC to your UFO37.7%
• The helpMeet Saucerbot37.7%
• Weird giant moth thingHidden achievement35.5%
• Big NumberMake 1 Billion Credits35.5%
• Full HouseFill the casino with pegs33.3%
• Run for your lifeFail to make a payment31.1%
• Games CommissionerMeet Beep Smith31.1%
• Merchant CoordinatorMeet Zygomatic31.1%
• What thatDiscover a galaxy event31.1%
• Number Go UpMake 1 Trillion Credits31.1%
• Run for the starsMake your first payment28.8%
• Mother of my childMeet Lucille28.8%
• CustodyAgree to watch Lil Gleepy28.8%
• Juiced upUpgrade your UFO with Saucerbot28.8%
• Buy low, sell highMake a profit trading junk28.8%
• My chud sonMeet Lil Gleepy26.6%
• Reality HackerMeet Slipperz26.6%
• EvaluatedComplete one of Beep Smith's Policies26.6%
• Darwin is shakingEvolve a Peg26.6%
• Gun against your headLet the mob fully catch up to you24.4%
• Hyperdrive SourceMeet Fuel Man24.4%
• Balls ExpertMeet Globule24.4%
• Garbage GalMeet Junka24.4%
• Planet DefenderMeet Captain Missile22.2%
• Let's make a dealAgree to a deal with Fuel Man22.2%
• Better ballsAcquire a bettor ball from Globule22.2%
• Second-hand SwapMake a trade with Junka22.2%
• Fair tradeUpgrade a license with Zygomatic22.2%
• PeggyHave 10 Blueprints unlocked22.2%
• What a thrillLaunch to a planet on high alert22.2%
• Let's partyVisit the Nightclub22.2%
• Those hips don't lieDance at the Nightclub22.2%
• Everybody chillVisit a Peaceful Planet20.0%
• Reality: HackedBuild an exploit with Slipperz17.7%
• Sure. Okay.Make a profit in Molluscoid Wager17.7%
• It's a livingFinish 5 runs17.7%
• I'm inHave 3 Exploits active15.5%
• MogulMax out your trade license15.5%
• Life's a casinoPay off the Galaxy13.3%
• DebuggingComplete Saucerbot's story13.3%
• Rock bottomComplete Globule's story13.3%
• VictoryDefeat Captain Missile in battle13.3%
• Virtual RealityTest your build in a simulation13.3%
• Faster than LightTravel far enough to empty the Mob Meter13.3%
• Not enough NumberMake 1 Quadrillion Credits13.3%
• MORE! MORE NUMBER!Make 1e20 Credits13.3%
• No ballsJump to a new system with 0 balls collected13.3%
• CrapitalismEarn enough credits to jump from trade alone13.3%
• The house is oursHidden achievement11.1%
• Goodbye RecyclingComplete Junka's story11.1%
• State of the artMax out all UFO Upgrades11.1%
• About before...Cash in a favor from Fuel Man11.1%
• HumiliationHave all 4 Captain Gadgets equipped11.1%
• Gambling always worksWin twice in a row in Double-or-Nothing11.1%
• Swimming in chipsMake a profit in Human Poker11.1%
• Captain Miss-meSurvive 1 minute into overtime11.1%
• What? Why?Skip taking a gadget11.1%

Showing the 60 most unlocked of 80 achievements.

Global unlock rates from Steam, most common first.